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Matsuoka Rin (松岡 凛 ) ([personal profile] showyouthesight) wrote2015-02-12 07:41 pm
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Memory 27: Momotarou The Legendary Stag Beetle Master

This memory comes from the Iwatobi Samezuka Joint Activity Log 2. As I've been inspired by [personal profile] forthemackerel, I'm going to try to put a bit more meat into these.


CREDIT: here

Rin: What are you guys being so loud for?
Ai: Oh, Rin-senpai.
Momo: (sobs) Rin-senpai... What should I do?!
Rin: W-what's up? Did something happen?
Ai: It seems Momo-kun has never felt stress, so he says he wants to pile some up and won't listen to anything.
Rin: ...Ah? Stress?
Momo: So... (sob) I tried to stop myself from doing things I like, but... Right now... I DRANK A BOTTLE OF MILK!
Rin: ...Milk, really?
Momo: BAAAW WHAT SHOULD I DO??
Rin: Ah... I've heard that carefree people tend to have it harder than people who get stressed, since they pile it up until it gets really bad, but...
Momo: I... Even though I'm so serious about stress!!
Rin: ...It's not his case.
Ai: No. It's completely different.
Momo: Rin-senpai, Nitori-senpai, please think about it seriously!
Rin: What do you even want us to think about... Oh. Last weekend, you went chasing for stag beetles, right? You shouldn't neglect all the ones you already have, so stop trying to catch new ones.
Momo: What are you saying?!
Ai: Ah, he's right! Momo-kun, our room is already well filled with the leaves you keep for you bugs, so it'll be two birds with one stone.
Momo: I... Am aiming to become the stag beetle master!
Ai: W-What... is that.
Momo: A legendary career.
Rin: Such a career doesn't exist.
Ai: Anyway! Lately I've been wondering whether I'm living with you or with stag beetles.
Momo: ...Is that a problem? Aren't you happy living with stag beetles?
Ai: I want to live with a person.
Momo: Ghnunu...
Rin: Not to mention, you! Last week, along with stag beetles, you brought a frog home, didn't you?
Ai: Yeah, that's right! Momo-kun, don't bring frogs anymore!
Momo: Hehehe, Nitori-senpai, you're scared of frogs!
Ai: N-n-n-no I'm not! I'm fiiine!
Momo: Then, there's no problem, right?
Ai: O-Only little ones, okay?! Last time was w-way too big! What was up with that fat frog?! Just where did you find such a giant bullfrog?!
Momo: Hehe, I found a big one, and captured it!
Ai: Next time you bring one I won't let you in the room, okay!
Momo: Eh?! You monster!
Ai: No I'm not! I'm a human!
Momo: Demon! Evil spirit!
(bickering bickering)
Rin: I get it, I get it, shut up now! (sigh) Hey, Momo. I have a good idea.
Momo: Eh? Seriously?! What's the plan?
Rin: Hahahaha....
Momo: H-Huh? Rin-senpai?
Rin: If you think about it, the fact you have so much free time... Means you don't have enough stuff to do already, right, Momo?!
Momo: E-Eeh!
Ai: Momo-kun...
Rin: Starting from tomorrow, I'm making you do a special training regimen that'll be sure to make you stressed, so be prepared!
Momo: HIIIIH! No... -Oh! Nitori-senpai, right now, I felt a shiver in my heart... Is this stress?!
Ai: That's just fear!!

What he learns:
- Momo is such a weirdo. Who spends their time wanting to be stressed?
- Momo is also apparently obsessed with beetle hunting and keeps them all in the dorm.
- Momo is aiming to be a legendary stag beetle master. Why does he associate with these people?
- Nitori is also scared of frogs. Of course.
- Decided to put Momo on a special hardcore training regiment to shut him up. :3

What this means:
- +50 Momo you dumbass feelings
- +10 Nitori... feelings
- +10 devious little shit tendencies